"If you don't share your french fries, you may be crowned French Fry Fascist by the local panhandler. I would have bought you fries if you hadn't been such a sourpuss :("
"Avoid eating here an hour before close. Food, courtesy, and the ability to serve warm food runs out around this time. Possibly even before!"
"Best Sonic this side of town. Cherry limeade 4ever :-)"
"Get the kid's size. It's still a LOOOOT of ice cream!"
"I recommend the croissant platter. Flawless execution. Ask for a side of tomatoes... if you like tomatoes c:"