"Slowest Taco Bell ever! If this is your lunch break choice, you're gonna be late."
"Go to Todd for lettering, he's really the best."
"The workers here are stupid enough to mess up anything. They simply can't can't think for themselves."
"This place truly gets better every time I'm here."
"The fried pickles are great but not worth the price for how few you get."
"The guy named James that works here is a prick."