"Park in the lot before no frills 2 hours free."
"Try out Roofbase Alpha once you're in, the Cigars are good and the Scotch flows freely."
"Free samples? 'Nuff said. Add syrup, you can take any keurig pod in the store and make it for free at the bar!"
"Greg must live here, every third tip is his. My tip is to dress everything like a mac, especially mcflurrys. Don't forget to add bacon."
"Great food but don't get the nachos if you want a lot of appetizer, even the large is not a huge portion!"
"What is this, a frap for ants?"