"Get after it. Literally the best gym in Portland, maybe the world."
""The Perfect Martini: Shot of Crown Royal neat!""
"Delicious, but we couldn't sit down during lunch because every table was occupied."
"Comes up as "dog friendly" on Yelp, but in reality dogs are not allowed even on the deck. Otherwise beer, food, and service are great."
"The Nile Special is amaze balls. Pulled chicken, pepper jack cheese, BACON, slaw, avacardo, sweaty Teddy's...YUMO"
"This girl's voice might be pretty if she wasn't screaming over the dull roar of a mostly drunken bar"