"Half price wings on Mondays are only for dine in... Not for take out orders"
"Come for the Kalbi, stay for the beers."
"We know how late you arrived by how far you parked"
"If you have the time, stop in for a shoe shine before your flight. Highly worth the $6!!!"
"Incompetent service. Who puts a beef Patty on top of a fresh slice of pizza? These idiots."