"Their hommos is definitely on the bitter side. Not good enough to eat on its own"
"Bring a coat if you're using the wireless in the sunroom during winter. This place is drafty"
"Club Tuna is jimmy john's best kept secret"
"Never leave without getting rice pudding"
"This is the face you get when you ask to return something: -__-"
"Come here often and they'll start asking you to leave your backpack at the front of the store"