"Some people actually PAY for The Sticky Stuff™."
"Great selection of scotch. The owners will occasionally set up their hookah out on the deck if the weather's good!"
"The tellers seem to be on codeine since they're moving so slow. Maybe it's because they're thawing out from the snow."
"When I think "premium lube", I usually think something else..."
"Give me more than half a minute to turn, you stupid traffic light!!!"
"Prisoner transfer from cell block 1138."