"Full time weaveologist on staff."
"Basically, we wasted half of our Sunday, sitting in Poogan's Porch waiting for either a ghost, or our food. Only one of them showed up and it was pretty scary."
"Fat Kid Approved! They have the best Tenderloin in the south!!!! Like For Real!!!"
"Whatever you do don't eat here. This place is infested with bugs. I is by far the most dirty and discussing restaurant I have ever seen."
"This place is full of cheap ugly crap!!!"