"Pediatrics unit has been wonderful with my 2 year old."
"Beware loud library lurkers, set on distracting you from anything and everything..."
"I don't live here anymore...."
"Animals. Are. Psychotic."
"ER so slow. I have a baby with a head injury, don't stand around talking sports. Oh, and the bloody gauze on the floor is a nice touch. Also, the maternity ward in the Arnot is much nicer."
"Best pizza around, and the rest is top-notch too."