"The scoops are ENORMOUS, order accordingly. ;3"
"If you plan on spending more than five minutes in the produce section, bring a sweater. It's unusually chilly."
"Sakurai would be pleased."
"Although Google says otherwise, the office is not open on Saturdays. Plan accordingly."
"Some of the best rolled sushi in North Carolina. I highly recommend the eel fashion roll and the special maguro roll."
"Two dollar Shock Top drafts. Oh hells yes."