"Sit at the counter for the entertainment!"
"Holy wow! Burger nirvana!"
"This place has awesome dog toys!"
"There is a special for newbies - $100 gets you unlimited classes for an entire month. Awesome!"
"Don't beleive the 'lot is full' signs...you'll just end up walking past a bunch of closer spots as you trudge up the hill!"
"Hot pastrami is where it's at!"