"Vera Cruz sandwich, Buffalo chicken sandwich, fried chicken, chicken strips ... there is no chicken item on the menu that is not good."
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"Signs say arrive 30 minutes before your flight."
"If you want the pork shank on a day other than Wednesday, you need to call 24 hours in advance."
"Foursquare informs me that "this site is popular with out-of-towners.""