"Extreme levels of grumpiness; don't expect any kindnesses on a bad day"
"Your place for petit-fours and kooky birthday cards"
"$5 minimum on credit cards. Don't be fooled into buying extra crap!"
"Great deal on trifold hats!"
"Any of the salads are great - horiatiki or dakko with chicken are my fave for healthy quick lunch. Chicken is perfectly cooked and they use good feta. Enjoy!"
"Best vibes in the neighborhood"