"Shockingly mediocre for the price. They forgot the second half of “Start with good ingredients, and don’t screw them up.” Patty was rubbery, fries are those starch-coated ones."
"What kind of weirdos make the only ice cream order allowed “triple scoop, all one flavor”? Where’s the joy in that? But it seems to be working for them, so what do I know."
"The Bavarian cream’s understated performance steals the show. Pick a coating for your cone, fill with Bavarian cream. Anything else is a distraction."
"If you’re visiting the area for the first time, you have to come have a Big Island Breakfast with Portuguese sausage. There’s a law."
"Wildly expensive for what you get. They want HOW much for a soft serve cone?"
"Possibly the very worst slice of pizza I’ve ever had. Quite the achievement."