"Black and White Moo Shake. Get it. Enjoy. Repeat. You’re welcome!"
"Buy a prepaid card, plug it into the wine machine, and BAM try all the vino you can handle!"
"Flourless Chocolate Cake. Oh. My. God. Get it, and make sweet sweet spoon love to it. You're welcome!"
"It's a small shop with limited seating, so please don't be rude and slide your bag and jacket into the booth next to you so you can sit alone. It's considered rude to the rest of the civilized world."
"Only come to the cafe in the morning if you have time to kill. One, maybe two staffers means you'll wait 15 minutes for a cup of coffee or a muffin."
"Homemade Tater Tots for the win!"
