"DJ Sweetcheecks is da Bomb!!!!"
"Do not try to eat here if you are in a hurry. Not the fastest food in the world."
"Michelle Hennard is the most amazing neighbor ever!"
"Brittany Whisenant is AMAZING!"
"In honor of 9/01 $5 901 tequila shots!!!! Come play with me!"
"No one is smiling. Makes me sad when I come in."