Ehren Minkema

"Bring a pair of gym-exclusive shoes. They seem to mean serious business with their shoe policy."

"They have bacon pancakes! They're not on the menu, but if you ask they'll make 'em."

"If you want a magnificent beverage, ask for Charlie! (¡Si tu quieres una bebida magnifica, pides por Charlie!)"

"Don't drop your phone down the stairs, there's a good chance it will fall off the side of the stairs and shatter up really bad. #truestory"

"The front door is not for sex. Contrary to popular belief."

"Hang a picture of your family, and get a free starburst! What a treat!"