"Had really bad diarrhea after eating the chicken chop from the western food stall. First time I patronized this stall. Will also be the last."
"Takes 30 minutes for them to bring a missing champagne flute to you. No 3G reception where I'm staying. Even getting a decent phone signal is impossible."
"Beware! A lot of weird men hanging around the changing room!"
"If you're not doing laps please avoid hanging out at the lap pool when others are trying to get a workout."
"Where your child gets touched."