"Can't fault the food, can't fault the service. Absolutely amazing prime rib!!!!"
"Cheeky gits charge you a £1 just to drop off and pick up."
"Sirloin steak very nice."
"Great food, good service."
"Bacon sandwich with tommy sauce."
"Yes you need to spend more than a fiver to use your card, but hey, who goes into a pub and spends less than a fiver? Oh yes students!! Open a tab!!!!"