"Its always hot in this taco bell."
"The AC feels so good in there."
"Too many people linger in the mens locker room. Old people who make sure their underwear is the first thing off and the last thing on."
"Popeye's chicken is the schiznit!"
"Forget these clowns. They can't even match the store price of an item to what it says on their own website. Two different managers said to order it online. The item isn't in stock online!"