"Nice place! I have this odd feeling I'm in midtown for some reason. Pinball is broken, but I'll be back to play it. And drink."
"If you happen to just miss the red light going in your direction across the West Side Highway you might as well jump out in front of a bus because it's never going to change"
"Cardboard, "sauce" "cheese" and served with a snarl. What did you expect for $1?"
"The Mrs Jones cocktail is so effing tasty"
"Like a local whole Foods but 20% more expensive!!!"