"This pharmacy is always overly busy and backed up. It's not the pharmacist's fault, but man is it frustrating."
"I dare you to buy a Now and Later. Just be site to brush off the dust before unwrapping that brick."
"This is the original TEET!"
"BATTLE OVER MAYORSHIP IS INTENSEEE"
"Great restaurant! Just don't sit outside, they may forget you. :/"
"Mondays are for solid gold hipsters and general type good times. ^_^"