"You have GOT to try the Man Fries! I’m sure one person could eat it all...but it would be tough!"
"You can’t go wrong with the street tacos!"
"Be sure to tip your bartender for a special treat!"
"This is easily the nicest McDonald's I have ever been in."
"The staff here always seems put out that you are there. Excuse me for visiting your restaurant and giving you a reason to have a job."