"The Coffee Chocolate on the top shelf is INCREDIBLE! Own is very sweet, you can't help but buy candy from this place. Try the Chipotle Chocolate, you'll be in for a surprise."
"Music is all over the place upstairs, but just ignore the pretentious people and you'll have a blast."
"Beware, very little to no cell phone reception here. Don't do conference calls while here."
"There's this AWESOME beef tibs dish that isn't on the menu called "Merkato Style" - amazing beef tibs dish that you will LOVE!"
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