"Piss poor! Go somewhere else. Not worth the wait or worth the cost. Better experiences and food elsewhere. Unfortunate!"
"Tortilla soup is a no brainer!"
"Be big and strong, but not too long ... Short track."
"Thursday Night Golf League with the Verizon Wireless Network Team is a lot of fun!"
"If the pigtails are on, so is the action."
"Home of Alien Tequila east of the Mississippi."