"Wicked service, quality cuts and treatments."
"Sailor Bup's is the place to go when you want to get a man's haircut. Old school decor, top rate service and a truly memorable experience are only one storey up from Argyll street. Go there."
"$1 gets you 30 minutes of heat on the bleachers. Loonies only!"
"Public WiFi has a password: bmo2guest (cuts down on devices automatically clogging the system)"
"Actually, the pop machine on 8 is no more. Go to the 4th floor kitchen for goodies now."