"Best Mexican in town! Get the yuca fries!"
"Saturday nights, $12 sink or swim bitches!!!"
"Hit or miss. Sometimes they can be incredibly helpful, other times it just seems like they are enjoying being a pain in the ass."
"Oh you'll get more than a tip."
"Ladies night! Free drinks on Thursday's!"
"AT&T wifi does not work here. Kiosk stores are limited due to lease restrictions."