"Kitchen gadgets galore. Need an oyster shucker? Mortar and pestle? This place has them all."
"The chicken and bacon stuffed pizza is delish!"
"The Eat N Play combo is a great deal. Too bad the waitresses are slower than a lobotomized monkey."
"There's always some good photo ops for PeopleOfWalmart.com!"
"All hail the Commander!"
"They have really good spicy tuna rolls here. Give them a try!"