"Watch out for the June Bugs on the side Porch. They'll getcha. A sorcerer lives here"
"Say hi to Mary Yadgir. She is awesome and Mary Yadgir"
"Dear god don't forget to bring a jacket. Worst mistake of my life. So cold."
"Great selection of Toms Shoes!"
"Try the Italian beef. It's out of this world!"
"Awesome pulp fiction poster. Try the inflatable wives section."