"If your looking for a nice relaxing shower after a long day, don't bother coming here, 20 mins down the road is Havant Truckstop, give it a whirl."
"Don't get here before six, cos they're still shut."
"Look out for artics. They're all over the fuckin' place"
"Don't eat the burgers(they're really quorn)"
"As a Manc, it pains me to say, this is probably the best chippy I've ever come across. Really friendly staff and a massive range of food. Fish and chips, Chinese,kebabs etc. The dogs bollocks."