"The wifi here is a joke."
"Welcome to Maine! Our interests include hunting, gay marriage, complaining about the weather, and Allen's Coffee Brandy.. Enjoy your stay!"
"The blackened alligator is unbelievable, and they really may have the city's best Bloody Mary."
"At $.70 a pop, the sampler size cones can't be beat. Get one, get five, your choice."
"Friday night? Divide and conquer. One person in line, one scout for a table."