"Patches is a happy puppy who enjoys pets, treats, and walks. Stop by and say hi."
"If you do too much drinking, have something handy incase you barf"
"Get there at 7am if you want biscuits because the health dept requires they be heated all day and they dry out."
"A fun, clean and bright waterpark with fun but gentle slides. Plus how many can say they took a waterslide out of a 747."