"This place is EXTREMELY popular! Expect to wait 10-30 mins for an order to go. Don't worry, it's worth it!"
"This place is amazing! Super affordable, tasty vegetarian friendly food! The only downside is they're only open from Noon to 7pm!"
"You're going to smell like Subway. Have a taste of the beer. Get a bit salty why don't ya."
"Everything is gross. Everything is great."
"Idiots don't even know what's on their own menu. I ask for an Italian ice and they look at me like I have 3 heads!"