"Absolutely the most comfortable hotel bed I've ever slept in. The rooms are also great and you can't beat the location either."
"The beach is the best place to spend the day with the bar and restaurant a short walk away."
"Great breakfast and at a great price!"
"Clean up after you damn dogs! You know who you are! Dog crap everywhere."
"Want a coffee or latte? Great, just be prepared to wait a long time for them to make it. Once you get it you can then down the lukewarm beverage and wonder what took so long."
"Want a seat? Get here early or you could be left standing or huddled in a corner somewhere. It gets really crowded as the day goes on."