Jeffrey

"Happy hour deals are the best $3 appetizers, beer, and drinks you can get a whole variety meal here for like hella cheap :)"

"It's pretty small but if you know enough exercises you can get a work out... Definitely hit up the sauna"

"When you puke, do it in style"

"Some people actually live around here!!! Stop your car... Put your 4-ways on!! Get out and safely walk around... Don't creep your car and cause accidents!"

"You aren't big bagging till you walk out with 500+ worth of merchandise"