"Try the okra...perfect blend of fresh, crisp, salt and heat! As a Southerner, I know my okra."
"Pumps are ridiculously slow!"
"I have always gotten great service here."
"The Indian restaurant in the food court has the worst food in the world."
"If you're parked in section U, be sure to tell the shuttle driver, "I need U!" it will make them feel better about him/herself and get a chuckle out of your fellow passengers."
"Surprisingly hopping on a Tuesday night!"