"Of course you will get the sweet corn. But, ask if they have beets/beet-greens. The greens tend to wilt by the end of the day so get there early."
"Designated driver & drinking soda? Keep your glass and get free refills from the bar all night."
"Ordering a Lindemans Framboise? Request that it be poured into a pint glass. If not, the dainty glass the Bulldog uses will cause immediate silence from the guys when it shows up."
"Grab a six-pack of Paulaner Oktoberfest-Märzen."