"$.99 Taco Tuesday! Try the traditional Mexican corn tacos with onions and cilantro! Any other day they cost $1.49. If you ask, they'll make tacos with a mix of steak and Chorizo."
"Pretend you're not drinking alcohol."
"Do not buy the Deli department's Chicken Pot Pie. I want them all for myself."
"Try the Lobster Sandwich. It is delicious."
"Order the Rabbit & Rattlesnake sausage tapas."