"Come here if you want to spend an arm and a leg to do laundry. $2.25 to wash and .25¢ to dry for each 5min in dryer..."
"Best ham and rolls in town."
"Here's a inside secret: We have WiFi"
"The coffee here sucks! It's also more expensive than others. Guess I'll have to suck it up and bring my own from home."
"Calling it "No.1" isn't simply a clever marketing title. It's because it IS #1. Everyone else in MKE sucks."
"Please, if you're in line and ready to order, stay off the cell phone. It is very disrespectful. Also, the cashier by the name of Thomas is AWESOME!"