"The greens at this green grocer are locally grown!"
"Much friendlier folks here than the other gas station on the island"
"Cleanest restrooms in the middle Keys"
"Drawbridge between paradise and the real world"
"Stay hydrated! It's getting warm out there and climbing the tower might take a bit out if you so show your check-in to the ticket agent and claim your free bottled water courtesy of the museum!"
"Stop by the display of salvaged patent medicine bottles and learn what "Mexican Mustang Liniment" was!"