"Try the Mexican chocolate. For reals."
"They don't have the leather pony for the lunch service."
"Don't pay the guys who sit by the outlet and charge you to "rent" juice. There are more outlets."
"Get the huevos franceses. I don't know what got lost in translation from the French version but it's amazing."
"Taco Bell quality. Does that really count as Mexican?"
"The olives are the best I've ever had. And chimay on tap? Awesome."