"Get the Cuban. The BLT gets the same amount of bacon even if you ask for extra so don't bother"
"Want on the web? Try the "pancakes"."
"Why is the PA announcement a british woman?"
"Only decent food on the menu is the Turkey club. Ask for honey mustard otherwise its dry unless you're good with catsup. Dont get anything else. Its processed crap. Just warning you."
"They have a kegerator for their root beer next to the soda machine."
"Its a saaaounah in here!"