"Be sure to check that the chef, Joe, is in the house if you want some good spicy food from the wok."
"Get here early and be sure to have an armed escort if you want to park anywhere near your house!"
"Never have coffee here...heinous!"
"Get there early if your preference is white bread; it'll be all gone by 12:30."
"Great place for a quiet Starbucks. Great bricks and mortar book store; ridiculously overpriced DVDs."