"Flush and wipe the urine you leave on the toilet seat. Your laziness or lack of attention makes people have to clean to your URINE for you. The picture is a recommendation on cleanliness levels."
"About 3 miles up the road I was being chased by a Yeti and as I was about to run past this place, I stopped in for a quick bite. Unfortunately, so did the yeti :("
"After a 30 mile police chase, I found myself QUITE hungry and managed to loose the po po somewhere around Ledmine. Came here for a quick bite and asked for super fast service. They were the best!"