"Owned by one of the writers of the Left Behind series. Greasy, greasy pizzas."
"No longer accepts competitors' coupons. Just spoke to a manager and they will evaluate on a per item basis."
"Inside the Ilikai Hotel, worth the walk. Cheaper & better coffee than Starbucks or Kimo Bean. Yummy pastries from Kakaako Bakery, too."
"Free wifi! Ask your stylist for the password."