"Try the orange glucose drink; it's the best in the city."
"This is possibly the worst McD's ever."
"The food is good, the portions are large, options for the healthy or indulgent. And they open early, so perfect for jet lagged East Coasters who are hungry when everything is closed"
"The spiced rum tastes like banana bread and joy."
"The jukebox is free and has a really eclectic selection, which means it consistently has the best playlist around."