"What kind of bar adds 20 percent gratuity to a tab?! And then can't split the bill when it's not closed?! PAY CASH or get ripped off for shitty bar service. Only plus, you can smoke here."
"Awesome Mussels and Pommes Frites; La Trappe draft is heavenly"
"Best cheese steaks in Philly, go for the classic "Wiz Wit"- that's with onions and cheese whiz; there's no time to waste, so have your order ready, get it right, or get to the back of the line."
"EMS and NYPD never wait in line."