"Stay for the Shakespeare pie."
"Try the Bard's Grog. A little Shakespearean. A lot of awesome."
"Walking through this place is like giving a ferrett a pixie stick. So much to look at, and AWESOME AWESOME pieces. Some are great for modifying, some are great as is. Definitely a finders find."
"Try the Mai tai with the homemade syrups."
"Oh... Go ahead and kiss the servers too."
"Be sure to kiss the cook."