"Shut the door properly or the alarm will go off"
"Here's a tip, why don't you make a slide to ride down those 5000 stairs Sri Lanka?"
"Free Sim cards in the Fascina10n tent. Courtesy of Batelco! ;-)"
"Sanrel Hotel, its a lovely place for the budget."
"No thanks for the expensive foods Linton Restaurant. But yes thanks for wifi. Password is 12345687"
"Nothing is good here. People don't wear pants. And graffiti everywhere."