"Greg's onion rings were cold and I'm divorced. I don't know what's worse but Elijah Wood didn't really help anyone in this scenario."
"Its a pretty small place. Lots of cheetos on the ground most days."
"There aren't good humans, but plenty of humanoids to see."
"Try the basement. Corn friendly environments and a new hat."
"Hot wings never disappoint."
"Terribly understaffed today."